By Barbour Publishing
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Zach: What play were you in? Dan: Oh, I wasn’t in any play. A mugger chased me for ten blocks. 180 Television repairman: So, what seems to be the problem with your television? Woman: It has double images. I hope you men can fix it. 181 A husband raced into his house. ” he exclaimed to his wife. ” “That does sound wonderful,” said the wife. “I’m glad you think so,” replied her husband. ” 182 A Texan was on a flight and began bragging about the property that he owned. ” asked the man sitting next to him.
The North Poll. 107 What did Winnie the Pooh pack for his vacation? The bear essentials. 108 How did the owl with laryngitis feel? He didn’t give a hoot. 109 What does an educated owl say? ” 110 What should you do when someone throws a goose at you? Duck. 111 What do you say when someone throws a duck at another duck? ” 112 What do you say when someone throws a goose at a duck? “Duck, duck! ” 113 What bird is always out of breath? A puffin. 114 A young bird fell out of its nest and hurtled through the branches of the tree, heading for the ground.
However, I see you’ve written down AMAP for required salary. ” 215 There was a captain of a ship who carried around a mysterious black box. Despite repeated questions from his crew, he refused to tell anyone what was inside the box. Years went by, and the mystery of the box grew and grew. It was all the crew could talk about. What was in that mysterious black box? One day a big storm quickly approached. The wind howled, and the ship was tossed on huge waves. Suddenly, a wave washed across the deck and swept the captain overboard.