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48 MATHS Fractions are like harvs qarters and tirds. I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths. 49 A PIS OF CAK Two halves make a whale. 50 MATHS The total is when you add up all the numbers and a remainder is an animal that pulls santas sleaigh. If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel. 51 A PIS OF CAK The most popular crisps were salt and vinegar and the least popular were ready slated. If you gess but you don’t gess hiy enuf you undres to mate. My conclusion from the survey is that people who don’t have cars don’t drive to work.
They used to go down the mine on a lift and ride on a little train with a helmet on until they got to where the coat was growing in the rock. People used to put this coat on their fire. 31 A PIS OF CAK In the field near our house they think they have found the remains of a Roman fart. 32 HISTORY They used to go down the mine on a lift and ride on a little train with a helmet on until they got to where the coat was growing in the rock. People used to put this coat on their fire. They used to go down the mine on a lift and ride on a little train with a helmet on until they got to where the coat was growing in the rock.
People can live in all kinbs of bildings. Most people live in hoses, fats or dungalows. 56 GEOGRAPHY In London you can go around on a speshal train called the tub. There is a famos shop calld Harolds where rich people go. York is Roman town built on the river Ooze. 57 A PIS OF CAK They used to think the earth was fat but it is really round. Its shape is called a spear. You can get across the canal on a ferry or a hoovercraft. Or you can go under it in a tunnel. 58 GEOGRAPHY I have been finding out about whales.