All My Friends Are Still Dead (All my friends..., Book 2) by Jory John, Avery Monsen

By Jory John, Avery Monsen

From the authors of the breakout top vendor All my buddies are dead (more than 100,000 copies offered) comes a brand-new illustrated compendium of the funny existential ruminations of individuals, animals, mythical monsters, and inanimate items.

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Anyway, the word got around among the groups in the Mission that the poverty program was going to be on the short end. So a bunch of the groups in the Mission got together and decided to go downtown to the poverty office and do some mau-mauing in behalf of the Mission before the bureaucrats made up their minds. There were blacks, Chicanos, Filipinos, and about ten Samoans. The poverty office was on the first floor and had a big anteroom; only it's almost bare, nothing in it but a lot of wooden chairs.

And they were not “masochists,” either. ” It was unbelievable. The panic turned out to be good for The Friends of the Earth, somewhat the way the recession has been bad for the Four Seasons but good for Riker‟s. Many matrons, such as Cheray Duchin, turned their attention toward the sables, cheetahs and leopards, once the Panthers became radioactive. The Stantons, meanwhile, dropped their plans for a Panther party and had one instead for the Buddhists, and Richard Feigen dropped his plans for a party because of the Panthers‟ support for Al Fatah.

The youth gangs weren't petty criminals ... there were "social bandits," primitive revolutionaries ... Of course, they were hidden from public view. That was why the true nature of ghetto leadership had eluded everyone for so long ... So the poverty professionals were always on the lookout for the bad-acting dudes who were the "real leaders," the "natural leaders," the "charismatic figures" in the ghetto jungle. These were the kind of people the social-welfare professionals in the Kennedy Administration had in mind when they planned the poverty program in the first place.

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