Are You Sh*tting Me?: 1,004 Facts That Will Scare the Crap by Cary McNeal

By Cary McNeal

Blue Ice, Meteors, and Beaver Ass, Oh My!

FACT: using maggots to wash wounds has confirmed to be powerful for sufferers who don't reply to conventional treatments.

FACT: The Icelandic dish hákarl is beheaded basking shark that's buried within the floor for 6 to twelve weeks to putrefy sooner than it truly is eaten.

FACT: Used through the Dutch insurrection, rat torture concerned trapping rodents lower than a bowl on a prisoner's abdominal then heating the bowl's external so the animals may devour throughout the victim's flesh to aim to escape.

FACT: the common individual alternatives his nostril 5 instances each hour, sometimes consuming what he picks.

The international is a frightening position, and it will get scarier on a daily basis. From the author of the bestselling 1,001 proof that may Scare The S#*t Out Of You comes this new number of 1,004 (count 'em!) really scary and horrifyingly precise evidence in regards to the international round us.

From old scientific practices to doomsday situations, to disgusting nutrition from world wide and the complete terrifying nation of Florida, the evidence in Are You Sh*tting Me? are guaranteed to entertain and disturb you instantaneously. except in fact you're already disturbed, within which case this can be the e-book for you!

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The Junior Capitalist She's six years old, and no one's gonna tell her what to do on her side of the sidewalk. She was late to her shift because she couldn't find her roller skates. "You call that stirring? " She has cool stuff. She won't let you play with it. Tattle 37. Mr. Clean A high-powered man with a cabinet full of high-powered cleansers. He scrutinizes your fourth-quarter projections as carefully as he does your nails for dirt. A large number of flat, shiny surfaces. His keyboard is dusted on the hour.

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Smarter, too. Ask for a reassignment. Or stay and take out your sexual frustrations on the unpaid intern. 45. Mr. Five-Point Plan He's known exactly what he wants to do—and how to do it—since he was a kid instructing Dad precisely where to construct the moat and drawbridge around the sand castle. Once he sets a plan in motion, you can either get on board or get left behind at the station. "First things first. Let's isolate the problem. Get it right in the crosshairs. After we've identified what's wrong, we brainstorm for solutions.

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