Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks by Douglas Sarine, Kent Nichols

By Douglas Sarine, Kent Nichols

Lethal NINJA knowledge FOR THE NON-NINJA

Carefully contemplate the enjoyment of your soft-headed lack of information earlier than you start to run, turn, and leap alongside the Ninja Path.
  
After a lot debate and in a spirit of morbid leisure, the overseas Order of Ninjas has selected to supply The Ninja Handbook, the first-ever mystery ninja education advisor in particular designed for the non-ninja.
Most non-ninjas who deal with those smooth, lethal pages will die–probably in an elaborately awful and painful demeanour. yet even if your trip lasts 5 seconds or 5 days or (rather inconceivably) 5 years, all those that bravely absorb this article and stick to the tenets and trials laid out inside will die figuring out they have been as ninja as they potentially could’ve been.

For the real of middle or the super fortunate, this strong and honorable manuscript comprises such exceptional ninja knowledge as:

•How to create and identify your own deadly ninja clan
•The right weapon to exploit whilst combating a vampire pumpkin
•Why clowns and robots are so harmful at the Internet
•Easy-to-follow charts exhibiting while to slice and whilst to stab
•How to execute such ultradeadly kicks because the riding leave out Daisy
•Why pretty well each ninja motion picture ever made sucks
•How to make a shoggoth explode utilizing well-placed foliage
•What the heck a shoggoth is and why you’ll intend to make it explode
•Death Aide certification
•And even more ninjafied enlightenment on each shuriken-sharp page!

Remember: humans don't take the trail, the trail takes humans.

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Stanley was on assignment for the New York Herald. Livingstone had been living in Africa, missing to his family and the rest of the world, for three years when Stanley began his expedition. It took Stanley slightly less than one year to locate Livingstone. Upon finding him in the middle of the African jungle, Stanley greeted Livingstone with the line, “Dr. ” Together they would seek out the source of the Nile River. They were unsuccessful in their venture, but Livingstone would later discover Victoria Falls, and Stanley would explore other regions of Africa.

His small sloop sank six days into the journey, however, and as the sloop went down he barely managed to board his inflatable life raft with a scant amount of supplies. Two weeks later, he killed some fish with a speargun for food, but the isolation and hunger were taking their toll. After more than two months afloat, during which he fought off sharks and battled tropical storms, he spotted land. Jagged reefs and steep cliffs made it impossible to come ashore, and his hope was fading fast. He soon heard the motor of an approaching fishing boat from the island, coming to rescue him.

5 Look for seals. You may be able to steal fish from seals. Only consider killing a seal (with a club or homemade spear to the skull) for food if your life is at risk. To make fuel from seal blubber, pound the blubber until it liquefies. Roll a small piece of material into a wick, place it in the blubber, and light. Burn moist seal skin to create smoke-signal fires. SATURDAY, JANUARY 5 SUNDAY, JANUARY 6 HOW TO DEFLECT AND COUNTER A SWORD BLOW 1 Step up and into the blow, with your arms held against your body.

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