By Russell Peters
Up-close, own, and definite, funny — this can be the must-have megastar memoir of the year.
This candid, first-person memoir chronicles Russell's existence from his humble beginnings in suburbia as a scrawny, brown, bullied child with upload the entire technique to his outstanding upward thrust as one of many world's top-earning comics. this can be a shockingly sincere e-book jam-packed with poignant stories of his kinfolk, his existence and his occupation. Call Me Russell is a deeply inspirational tale for aspiring artists of any tradition approximately having desire, operating tough and dreaming big.
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