Confessions of a Police Constable by Matt Delito

By Matt Delito

Thieving ninjas, racist fast-food consumers, street site visitors injuries, mischievous shoplifters, surprising deaths, motor vehicle chases, and family violence – it’s all in a day’s paintings for London-based computer Matt Delito.

Working on the front-line at the streets of London will be exciting, scary, worthwhile, infuriating, and infrequently undeniable hilarious.

In this eye-opening account of on-the-beat policing, Delito narrates a few of his best instances – from operating undercover in a urban membership to being ambushed within the London riots – in addition to taking us during the instruments, techniques, and lingo that compliment lifestyles on the different finish of a 999 call.

From the staff that introduced you the bestselling CONFESSIONS OF A GP and CONFESSIONS OF A MALE NURSE comes CONFESSIONS OF A POLICE CONSTABLE: a ebook that may shine a mild at the gripping, touching and surprising realities of lifestyles as a urban police constable.

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